盤子的用途....

話說,今年教師節,學校送給老師的禮物是...兩個盤子! 是微波爐可以用的盤子,據說是強化玻璃做的.小吉妮開心地拿回家孝敬曾媽媽.就在我們一家四口,ㄝ...其實是三口加上小外甥Winston,七嘴八舌地討論完盤子的用途之後,我們鳴金收兵準備上床睡覺去.

吉妮背起瑜珈墊,運動包,剛從洗衣店拿回來的衣服,再把盤子抱在手上. 正當我們一行人開開心心地往房間走時,強化玻璃盤子居然..就這樣從包裝盒裡..溜出來啦...應聲砸中吉妮的腳!天阿..伴著吉妮的慘叫聲,腳指一陣一陣地刺痛...痛痛痛.........

我的腳指..立刻黑了..瘀血一片...不能穿鞋子了啦..好痛...

曾媽媽說..."吼..你是怎樣拿的啦!你腳上的指甲一定會掉,因為血液過不去."
吉妮一邊尖叫一邊說"阿..那怎麼辦啦..很痛ㄟ..你不要嚇我.."

這時吉妮爸好像正在笑..(這是什麼老爸..女兒腳砸傷了還笑.)
還是吉妮媽有良心,一邊罵一邊拿太后御用秘方來幫吉妮擦上..

正是上瓊碧落下黃泉,人間難得幾回見之"冰鎮豬脂"..一擦上,更刺痛啦...
就這樣抽痛了一夜..痛痛痛...

唉...好慘的經驗..這件事,唯一正面的經驗就是,"盤子真的是強化玻璃做的!因為它沒破."

嗚嗚嗚...救命阿..我的腳指頭!

A trip to Long-Shan Temple

It was Saturday after a 2-hour-class at school. Some of the students went to Long-Shan temple with me. It was meant to be a "Pray from peach and improvement on academic performance" trip, but when we got there, the focus was completely forgot.

The girls finished praying to other Gods as fast as they could and went to the God of Match-making. Haha... nearly each of them pray for "the thread of marriage" and it made me feel really interesting. It seems that no matter how old a girl is, a happy relationship/marriage is the most important thing to her.

Is this in our culture? Is this because we girls have always been educated that Building A Happy Family is considered the ultimate goal and a trophy for a REAL WOMAN? Or it's simply in Female Gene? When a single woman is successful in her career, people might start bothering her with the MARRIAGE thing. Then when she answers, "I can't find a good one." people will say "That's becasue you are picky." Sigh, it seems the problem is always on WOMEN SIDE.

Haha... in real life, many people choose to settle down with the second best and that's a process of compromising. I am fine with that but if you can be happy all by yourself, why bother to settle just becasue EVERYBODY thinks that YOU SHOULD.

Ha.. LIFE!

Smile

http://210.70.119.103/tp/teacher/e21曾祐瑜/教學資源/10%20Smile.Mp3

Smile though your heart is aching
Smile even though it's breaking
When there're clouds in the sky you'll get by
If you smile through your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow

You'll see the sun coming shining through for you
Light up your face with gladness
Hide every trace of sadness
Although a tear maybe ever so near
That's the time you must keep on trying
Smile what's the use of crying
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile

1997年的暑假，我和世界真正接軌了．第一次到英國，第一次在陌生的小鎮中甦醒，第一次真正覺得自己長大了．那年我二十歲，第一次到英語系國家，第一次離開成長的環境，心裡充滿期待與不安，雖然只是短短的九週，卻是我人生的轉捩點．

第一次在寄宿家庭裡，聽到她們唱這首歌，就愛上這首歌了，歌詞非常簡單卻蘊含無限的人生哲理．人生中未盡人意之事，總讓人惆悵懊惱．但是，心痛的時候，忍一忍，明天的太陽又將為你而閃爍．不開心的時候，想哭的時候，更是我們要露出笑臉的時刻，因為，人生還是有許多美好的事物值得期待．Smile and the world will laugh with you...

夜半驚魂....

話說那天神奇的游完泳之後，心滿意足地上床睡覺了！沉沉地睡去．．

心臟下方．一陣刺痛．．我以為得了絕症．我無法呼吸啦！只能輕輕地吸氣，一旦妄想大口吸氣，心臟下方的刺痛就更痛了．．

硬撐著身體坐起來，慢慢地似乎不痛啦．．咦，啊？！怎麼過幾分鐘就不痛了．．

小姐我一向自認身體健康，沒生過大病．每次都在半夜跟清晨發生一些怪事，讓我覺得自己得了不治之症！還記得幾年前一次嚴重的閃腰事件，清晨坐在床上無法站起來，以為自己得了骨癌，突然間發病．．．

哈哈．．小姐我，生命線很短，但沒想到每次都化險為夷ㄟ．．我想，這次的心臟刺痛事件，應該是肺抽筋吧．．哈哈哈．．

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