Just some thoughts…

Part 1 -- Social climber

Is being a social climber a sin, a crime, or a perfectly normal thing to human nature? Tonight I watched a movie and thought of this question. Of course, we despise those who work their way up no matter using their charm, bodies, money, or friends, but isn’t there a moment that we just love to be in a glamorous high social circle?

I have thought of this and I am not ashamed. Despite my humble background, I do dream that one day I’d be in a reputable profession and become part of the circle. I might then decide if it’s worthy of being part of it.

Part 2 –- 爆料

忘了哪一天，在新聞網站看到名模白XX爆料，名模圈都有拇指外翻的困擾！哈….Big Deal!! 小姐我也是耶！沒想到這些名模跟本小姐有一樣的困擾，她們真是與有榮焉！

我想常穿高跟鞋的女生大概都有這樣的困擾，可是這些所謂的名模連這種小事都要拿出來講，真是太可憐了！她們最近可能沒時間多讀幾本好書或多看幾場好電影，只好講一些參加Party或是拇指外翻的事情來爭取曝光率．畢竟，常常不小心走光，大家看久了也會覺得很厭煩．

如果有一天，爆料的內容變成＂你知道嗎，那天我在書店看見我的名模姊妹滔在看百年孤寂或是自爆最近去芝加哥參加了反國際化遊行．＂一定很好玩！If they can spare some thoughts of the real world but not the fashion world…

Part 3 – Party

I do go to parties once in a while. It’s not that I have no friends but I am too lazy. Sometimes, I really don’t want to go out late at night especially when I’ve finished my shower. It’s so annoying to be in a place where everybody smokes and gets all those stinky smell on my outfit and hair.

I understand that most of people will love to be invited to parties, but most of the parties are pretty boring after all. You go, drink, talk silly and go home not remembering a decent conversation you’ve exchanged in the entire evening and people call that FUN, oh God blind me!

Instead of drinking with a bunch of friend’s friends, I much prefer a night with close friends in a decent place where we can all talk nicely and have beautiful food. This is what I’d say a good night out partying with friends. I don’t fancy late night drinking and shouting loud in a smoky house or on the street. I am way too sophisticated for all those things. Remember, I am Her Royal Highness from the Tseng’s.

Part 4 – 國際派對

我想應該是耶樓咪或是削ㄋㄟ喔在台灣開旗艦店的時候吧．好像在晶華辦了一個很大的派對，當天晚上都然是充斥著香肩美人、各界斯文、名流仕紳與社交名媛．不知道阿美姊有沒有在賓客名單當中．

沒錯，台灣是出產超強購買力美眉的地方，你說比不上日本，沒錯，這點我承認比輸了．但是，有一點日本比不上．我們是個會出產看女友年紀補足每一年生日禮物的公子哥的好地方．但是太可惜，這公子哥好像已經變聰明結婚去了．

那天晚上，電視台女記者難掩興奮的眼神，心不在焉地訪問著所謂的社交名媛，天知道這些人都是哪裡蹦出來的？名模洪XX說，台灣真該多辦這些國際Party，多參與國際時尚．美女用充斥香水的大腦說出這種話時，她的男伴正用充滿著敬佩與讚嘆的眼神看著美女．

天啊！好像台灣辦了耶樓咪Party就變成國際時尚名模一樣，我覺得失望，不是因為小姐我沒有在受邀名單當中，而是這些人把台灣當成什麼地方？台灣有那麼多美好的事物值得與世界分享，她卻偏偏挑了一個跟普羅大眾最沒有關係的事情．

本小姐也常參加國際派對，小姐我參加的派對有英國人、美國人、西班牙人、墨西哥人與台灣人．這才是真正的國際派對．台灣站在世界的某個角落，是這個世界的一員，跟美國、英國還有其他的國家都一樣，我們沒有矮人一截，台灣加油！